OPEN CASE / SOLANA NETWORK★★★★★

PUBLIC ENEMYNO. $BTC

BIG TITTYCRIME

FUCK THE LAW.
I'M THE WHOLE DAMN CRIME.

One woman. Zero remorse.
A whole fucking problem on Solana.

Get in on the crime↗

SCROLL TO OPEN THE CASECAM 07 REC 00:00:00

UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS IS ENCOURAGED.

SOLANA METROPOLITAN POLICE

WANTED

DEAD OR DEGEN.

STILL AT LARGEREWARD: YOUR LAST SHRED OF DIGNITY.

RESTRICTED / EYES ONLY

SUBJECT FILE BTC—069

NAME: BIG TITTY CRIME
ALIAS: $BTC
CHARGES: TOO FUCKING HOT
TO HANDLE.
THREAT LEVEL: ABSOLUTELY FUCKED.

PREVIOUS ADDRESS: CLASSIFIED

KNOWN ASSOCIATES: ALL OF YOU DEGENS

She didn't break the rules.
She made them her bitch.

OFFICER'S NOTE

Suspect has no exit strategy.
Apparently, that's our problem.

PROPERTY OF THE DEPARTMENT OF BAD DECISIONSDO NOT FILE UNDER BITCOIN.

SECURITY FEED / VAULT ACCESS

YOUR BANK.
MY RULES.

“Who the fuck needs permission?”

VAULT DOOR: OPEN / FUCKS GIVEN: 0

HANDS OFF MY BTC.FOOTAGE RECOVERED — NO ARRESTS MADE.

RECOVERED MATERIAL / RESTRICTEDCLICK A PHOTO. MAKE YOURSELF AN ACCOMPLICE. ↙

NO FILTER. NO ALIBI.09 PHOTOGRAPHS / CHAIN OF CUSTODY: FUCKED

HQ SURVEILLANCE / CHIEF'S OFFICE

INTERCEPTED TRANSMISSION CH. 069

DISPATCHWE HAVE A PROBLEM.

OFFICERWHAT KIND OF PROBLEM?

DISPATCHBIG TITTY CRIME.

OFFICER...WE'RE FUCKED.

SIGNAL LOST. SO IS THE DEPARTMENT.

Nice chair.
Mine now.

AUTHORITY: COMPROMISED.SUSPECT: COMFORTABLE.

FINANCIAL CRIMES DIVISION
SOLANA METROPOLITAN POLICETOP
SECRET

ASSET SEIZURE RECORDEXHIBIT $BTC

UNLAWFULLY GOOD TASTE.

Token Name: Big Titty Crime
Symbol: $BTC
Network: Solana
Total Supply: {TOTAL_SUPPLY}
Tax: {TOKEN_TAX}
Liquidity: {LP_STATUS}

CONTRACT / EVIDENCE REFERENCEPending

{LYJ_TOKEN}

Follow the money.
Try to keep up, asshole.

NOT BITCOIN

UNCONFIGURED FIELDS ARE PENDING. NOTHING TO CONFISCATE. YET.

The only thing
getting audited
is your nerve. ↖

TRAFFIC CAM / LAST KNOWN LOCATION

CATCH ME,
MOTHERFUCKERS.

Too fast. Too bad.

PURSUIT IN PROGRESS

VEHICLEORANGE / BLACK

PLATEFCK TH LAW

OUTCOMEYOU ALREADY KNOW.

DO NOT ATTEMPT TO KEEP UP.CONNECTION LOST_

The BTC antihero above the city under a huge orange moon

CASE STATUS: STILL AT LARGE.

THE CITY'S HERS.
THE NEXT MOVE'S YOURS.

LAUNCH STATUS: PENDING